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The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of eBay. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.2%.

The strong Iron-rich economy, worth 329 trillion white blood cells a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 42,779 white blood cells, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 165,191 per year while the poor average 7,608, a ratio of 21.7 to 1.

Tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, Harry Potter books are banned, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, and the government has adopted a more thrifty attitude to administrating the country's needs. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Thieves are stealing my hemoglobin's national animal is the whale, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Thieves are stealing my hemoglobin is ranked 284,450^th in the world and 24^th in Primitiveness for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring -7.07 on the Gilded Widget Scale.